Leo Rosten

Puzzles

• For some not to be ___s is ___dom indeed.
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• Humor is the affectionate communication of ___.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Leo Rosten?

  • → Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  • → The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
  • → The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
  • → That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Leo Rosten.

  • → All great achievements require time.
  • → I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
  • → Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.
  • → Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Leo Rosten.

  • → Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
  • → The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
  • → A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
  • → Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Leo Rosten. Which one?

  • → No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.
  • → I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
  • → Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.
  • → If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
  
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