Milton Jones

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Milton Jones?

  • → When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.
  • → The unhappiest people in this world are those who care the most about what other people think.
  • → My wife… it's difficult to say what she does… she sells seashells on the seashore.
  • → Winners never quit and quitters never win.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Milton Jones.

  • → My press relations will be minimum information given with maximum politeness.
  • → You know it's going to be a bad day if you wake up with your water bed busted - and you ain't got a water bed.
  • → The secret to a happy life is to run out of cash and air at the same time.
  • → Never give up your seat for a lady. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
  
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