Steve Martin

Puzzles

• I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate ___.
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• A day without sunshine is like, you know, ___.
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• ___ is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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• You ___ me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Steve Martin?

  • → First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
  • → Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
  • → Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from our mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life.
  • → Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Steve Martin.

  • → Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
  • → Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say!
  • → The wages of sin are unreported.
  • → Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Steve Martin.

  • → A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
  • → The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
  • → You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
  • → I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Steve Martin. Which one?

  • → A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'.
  • → Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
  • → My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
  • → One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
  
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