Joan Rivers

Puzzles

• It's been so long since I ___, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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• People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a ___.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Joan Rivers?

  • → In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.
  • → Never floss with a stranger.
  • → Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
  • → Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Joan Rivers.

  • → True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
  • → Every theory is a self-fulfilling prophecy that orders experience into the framework it provides.
  • → I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
  • → Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Joan Rivers.

  • → No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life.
  • → Every theory is a self-fulfilling prophecy that orders experience into the framework it provides.
  • → Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
  • → Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Joan Rivers. Which one?

  • → I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
  • → It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
  • → By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
  • → Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  
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• Which one of these belongs to Joan Rivers?

  • → To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
  • → A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
  • → Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
  • → All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  
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• Can you identify the right quote belonging to Joan Rivers?

  • → Every theory is a self-fulfilling prophecy that orders experience into the framework it provides.
  • → I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
  • → Never floss with a stranger.
  • → Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
  
  [ Click here to find out ]