___ combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ___ enough.
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even ___ me.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a ___ on the same night.
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Although ___ was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less ___.
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The leading cause of death among ___ is falling through street grates.
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a ___.
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ___.
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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Dave Barry?
→ A good speech is like a miniskirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest.
→ Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
→ To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
→ We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.
→ Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
→ The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
→ Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
→ A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
One of these may be attributed to Dave Barry. Which one?
→ If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
→ The fool tries to convince me with his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
→ In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers. Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
→ Not all chemicals are bad; without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One of the following quotations belongs to Dave Barry. Which one?
→ Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
→ Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
→ Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.
→ While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose the consequences of our actions.
→ A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'.
→ Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
→ The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
→ Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.