Johnny Carson

Puzzles

• Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be ___ president.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Johnny Carson?

  • → The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
  • → The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
  • → Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
  • → It is difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Johnny Carson.

  • → Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
  • → I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
  • → Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  • → Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Johnny Carson.

  • → Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
  • → You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
  • → I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
  • → A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
  
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