Andy Rooney

Puzzles

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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Andy Rooney?

  • → If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
  • → The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of your life. If you don't, life controls you.
  • → The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.
  • → You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Andy Rooney.

  • → People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.
  • → It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
  • → We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
  • → There must be more to life than having everything.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Andy Rooney.

  • → When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those who wonder what happened.
  • → It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
  • → We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
  • → A really strong woman accepts the war she went through and is ennobled by her scars.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Andy Rooney. Which one?

  • → Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
  • → Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
  • → Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
  • → My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
  
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