Jean Kerr

Puzzles

• Being ___ is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
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• A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly ___, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Jean Kerr?

  • → Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
  • → The best defence against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
  • → My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns.
  • → I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Jean Kerr.

  • → My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
  • → The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
  • → A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
  • → Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Jean Kerr.

  • → The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
  • → The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
  • → The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
  • → Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.
  
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