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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Erma Bombeck?
→ A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
→ When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
→ I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
→ I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Pick the quote attributed to Erma Bombeck.
→ Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
→ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
→ Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.
→ To the privileged, equality feels like oppression.
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Select the quotation attributed to Erma Bombeck.
→ If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
→ Never have more children than you have car windows.
→ I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
→ Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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One of these may be attributed to Erma Bombeck. Which one?
→ Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
→ Never have more children than you have car windows.
→ We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
→ Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving.
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Which one of these belongs to Erma Bombeck?
→ When humor goes, there goes civilization.
→ I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow, simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
→ Sometimes it seems safer to hold it all in, where the only person who can judge is yourself.
→ If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
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Can you identify the right quote belonging to Erma Bombeck?
→ The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth.
→ It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
→ It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities.
→ I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
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