→ To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
→ Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
→ If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
→ Something magical happens when parents turn into grandparents. Their attitude changes from “money doesn’t grow on trees” to spending it like it does.
Select the quotation attributed to Marilyn vos Savant.
→ A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
→ A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
→ The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
→ Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.