Laravel

→ Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
→ There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
→ Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently.
→ Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.

→ You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
→ Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.
→ You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
→ Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.

→ Never act until you have clearly answered the question: What happens if I do nothing?
→ Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
→ Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
→ Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious.

→ He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
→ Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
→ Realism is just another name for yesterday's thinking.
→ The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

→ I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
→ Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.
→ A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
→ Walking is also an ambulation of mind.

→ To truly know someone is to know the silence that stands for the thing they never speak of.
→ I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
→ Worse than telling a lie is spending your whole life staying true to a lie.
→ When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

→ Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.
→ Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find.
→ You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
→ No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Matt Groening