Lily Tomlin

Puzzles

• The trouble with the ___ race is that even if you win, you're still a ___.
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• Things are going to get a lot ___ before they get ___.
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• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more ___.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Lily Tomlin?

  • → The road to success is always under construction.
  • → Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored.
  • → No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
  • → The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Lily Tomlin.

  • → Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
  • → Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest — then we can all die laughing.
  • → One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
  • → I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
  
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