Quentin Crisp

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Quentin Crisp?

  • → The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
  • → You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  • → My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
  • → Macho does not prove mucho.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Quentin Crisp.

  • → My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
  • → Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
  • → I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
  • → Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Quentin Crisp.

  • → For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
  • → I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
  • → I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension.
  • → The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Quentin Crisp. Which one?

  • → The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
  • → Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
  • → The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
  • → There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
  
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