Lana Turner

Puzzles

• A gentleman is simply a patient ___.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Lana Turner?

  • → Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the thing dies in the process.
  • → A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • → Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
  • → I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
  
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