A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should either be ___ or wearing something as expensive as getting her ___ is going to be.
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Always ___ stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Quotes
Which one of these four quotes is attributed to P. J. O'Rourke?
→ One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
→ I’m not a very muscular man; the strongest thing about me is my password.
→ A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
→ I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
→ Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
→ My wife… it's difficult to say what she does… she sells seashells on the seashore.
→ I can understand why mankind hasn't given up war. During a war you get to drive tanks through the sides of buildings and shoot foreigners— two things that are usually frowned on during peacetime.
One of the following quotations belongs to P. J. O'Rourke. Which one?
→ The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
→ Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
→ No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
→ Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
Can you guess which one of these belongs to P. J. O'Rourke?
→ Happiness is a warm puppy.
→ Cleaning, like seduction, should be done from the top down — starting with the ceiling, which is ridiculous. Gravity takes care of that.
→ It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you. When he comes down from the mountain, and you see that he is this man with weaknesses, and you love him as his whole being – not as a figurehead...
→ One never realizes how much and how little he knows until he starts talking.
Try to identify the quote attributed to P. J. O'Rourke.
→ I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
→ There's only one secret to bachelor cooking — not caring how it tastes.
→ A simple way to be grateful is to close your eyes for a minute and think of those who never got a chance to open them.
→ I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Pick the one quotation belonging to P. J. O'Rourke.
→ Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
→ In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
→ If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
→ We’re all a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.
→ Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
→ I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
→ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.