Pick the quote attributed to John Kenneth Galbraith.
→ Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
→ Total physical and mental inertia are highly agreeable, much more so than we allow ourselves to imagine. A beach not only permits such inertia but enforces it, thus neatly eliminating all problems of guilt. It is now the only place in our overly active world that does.
→ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
→ In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.