Which one of these four quotes is attributed to David Wood?
→ If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
→ College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
→ News reporters are like blackbirds on a telephone line. When one flies away, they all fly away and when one comes back they all come back.
→ If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?