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Jerry Seinfeld
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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Jerry Seinfeld?
→ If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
→ The unhappiest people in this world are those who care the most about what other people think.
→ Hitchcock is a gentleman farmer who raises gooseflesh.
→ Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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Pick the quote attributed to Jerry Seinfeld.
→ I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
→ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
→ I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root...and still be afraid of a spider.
→ I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife)... but still my own.
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Select the quotation attributed to Jerry Seinfeld.
→ It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
→ The hardest battle you are ever going to have to fight is the battle to be just you.
→ If we are not free, no one will respect us.
→ Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.
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One of these may be attributed to Jerry Seinfeld. Which one?
→ I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.
→ The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
→ Self-education is the only kind of education there is.
→ There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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Which one of these belongs to Jerry Seinfeld?
→ When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
→ The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
→ Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.
→ Don’t read success stories, you will only get a message. Read failure stories, you will get some ideas to get success
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Can you identify the right quote belonging to Jerry Seinfeld?
→ I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
→ There's always a way - if you're committed.
→ You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.
→ Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world.
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Guess which of these quotes is attributed to Jerry Seinfeld.
→ The leek soup tasted like rusty water which had somehow leaked through the ceiling onto the plate.
→ You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
→ You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
→ A diet is just code for a time when you eat food you dislike and still feel hungry.
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