Elaine Markson

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Elaine Markson?

  • → I like to date school teachers; if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
  • → Living on a budget is the same as living beyond your means, except that you have a record of it.
  • → You're not really poor until you put water on your cornflakes.
  • → When people start talking too negatively about you, force out a sweet smile, press the mute button and leave.
  
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