John Mendoza

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to John Mendoza?

  • → Everything my wife makes tastes like chicken. Even her coffee.
  • → The wife said she'd like to eat out for a change, so I moved the dining room table into the garden.
  • → You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
  • → My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit down.
  
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