Roy Blount Jr.

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Roy Blount Jr.?

  • → Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
  • → Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
  • → A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.
  • → The local groceries are all out of broccoli, Loccoli.
  
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