Jeffrey Bernard

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Jeffrey Bernard?

  • → The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
  • → Never criticize a man who buys ink by the barrel.
  • → Give someone half a page in a newspaper and they think they own the world.
  • → On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Jeffrey Bernard.

  • → Never name-drop at the dinner table. The only thing worse than a fly in one's soup is a celebrity.
  • → One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
  • → By and large, I've met a better class of person in the gutter than I have in the drawing room.
  • → Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets.
  
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