Dennis Miller

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Dennis Miller?

  • → Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
  • → The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
  • → The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
  • → There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
  
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