John Leonard

Puzzles

• It takes a long time to grow an old ___.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to John Leonard?

  • → Money is a poor man's credit card.
  • → My last credit card bill was so big, before I opened it I actually heard a drum roll.
  • → The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
  • → Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
  
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