Red Skelton

Puzzles

• All men make mistakes, but ___ men find out about them sooner.
  What’s missing ___? [ Click here to find out ]
• I don’t hate my ___. After all, I made ‘em.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Red Skelton?

  • → Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
  • → The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
  • → The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
  • → I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
  
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