Bill Cosby

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Bill Cosby?

  • → A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
  • → Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest — then we can all die laughing.
  • → I talk to myself a lot; that bothers some people because I use a megaphone.
  • → Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Bill Cosby.

  • → Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
  • → Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
  • → Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
  • → The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
  
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