Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Mason Cooley *?
→ Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
→ If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.
→ When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
→ An aphorism that does not score is just one more sentence.