Jay Leno

Puzzles

• According to a new survey, 90% of men say their ___ is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
  What’s missing ___? [ Click here to find out ]
• You know who must be very secure in their ___? Male ladybugs.
  What’s missing ___? [ Click here to find out ]
• You’re not ___ until my mother has heard of you.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Jay Leno?

  • → You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
  • → At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
  • → Above all, remember that the most important thing you can take anywhere is not a Gucci bag or French-cut jeans; it’s an open mind.
  • → You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
  
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