Spike Milligan

Puzzles

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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Spike Milligan?

  • → Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
  • → No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
  • → You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
  • → All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Spike Milligan.

  • → Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
  • → I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
  • → If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
  • → He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Spike Milligan.

  • → If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
  • → My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
  • → I'm a hero with coward's legs.
  • → Opportunity's favorite disguise is trouble.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Spike Milligan. Which one?

  • → Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
  • → If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.
  • → Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
  • → I talk to myself a lot; that bothers some people because I use a megaphone.
  
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