Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Weird Al Yankovic?
→ What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
→ The future will be better tomorrow.
→ I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
→ Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.
→ Total physical and mental inertia are highly agreeable, much more so than we allow ourselves to imagine. A beach not only permits such inertia but enforces it, thus neatly eliminating all problems of guilt. It is now the only place in our overly active world that does.
→ The Stone Age did not end because the world ran out of stones, and the Oil Age will not end because we run out of oil.
→ Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Select the quotation attributed to Weird Al Yankovic.
→ Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
→ It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you. When he comes down from the mountain, and you see that he is this man with weaknesses, and you love him as his whole being – not as a figurehead...
→ If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
→ I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?