Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Art Buchwald?
→ Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
→ The best evidence we have that time travel is not possible, and never will be, is that we have not been invaded by hordes of tourists from the future.
→ Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
→ You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.