Laravel

→ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
→ Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
→ If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn.
→ When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

→ Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
→ You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
→ Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
→ Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.

→ A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
→ I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
→ It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
→ By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Al Franken