Frank Zappa

Puzzles

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• Without deviation from the norm, ___ is not possible.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Frank Zappa?

  • → A good speech is like a miniskirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to maintain interest.
  • → If it is to be, it is up to me.
  • → To the privileged, equality feels like oppression.
  • → A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Frank Zappa.

  • → Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
  • → Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.
  • → I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
  • → Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Frank Zappa.

  • → The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
  • → This loving person is a person who abhors waste—waste of time, waste of human potential. How much time we waste. As if we were going to live forever.
  • → What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life.
  • → Don’t take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Frank Zappa. Which one?

  • → Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
  • → Never rebel for the sake of rebelling, but always rebel for the sake of truth.
  • → To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time.
  • → A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
  
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