What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my ___.
What’s missing ___?
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage ___.
What’s missing ___?
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Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a ___. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
What’s missing ___?
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Guess which of these quotes is attributed to Rodney Dangerfield.
→ The thing that attracted me to my husband was his pride. I'll never forget the first time I saw him, standing up on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze — and he too proud to run and get it.
→ I like to date school teachers; if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
→ Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon.
→ Living on a budget is the same as living beyond your means, except that you have a record of it.
One of the following quotations belongs to Rodney Dangerfield. Which one?
→ A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.
→ The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
→ I do not know anyone who has got to the top without hard work. That is the recipe. It will not always get you to the top, but should get you pretty near.
→ I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.