Demetri Martin

Puzzles

• “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a ___.
  What’s missing ___? [ Click here to find out ]

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Demetri Martin?

  • → A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'.
  • → If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.
  • → Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
  • → One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
  
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