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Mitch Hedberg
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Quotes
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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Mitch Hedberg?
- → In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
- → I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- → A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- → Honesty is the best policy.
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Pick the quote attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
- → Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want 2000 of something.
- → Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
- → Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
- → There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
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Select the quotation attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
- → Facts are stubborn things.
- → I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- → In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
- → If birth is a manifestation of life, death is another.
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One of these may be attributed to Mitch Hedberg. Which one?
- → If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
- → When you fail in a river, you're no longer a fisherman; you're a swimmer.
- → I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts.
- → I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoyed than be a success at something I hate.
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Which one of these belongs to Mitch Hedberg?
- → There is a kind of victory in good work, no matter how humble.
- → If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re fat.
- → I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.
- → My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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Can you identify the right quote belonging to Mitch Hedberg?
- → When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
- → The world is before you, and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in.
- → A coward meets his fate in his own hideout.
- → High expectations are the key to everything.
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Guess which of these quotes is attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
- → There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.
- → A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on.
- → I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- → Never eat at a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito.
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