Les Dawson

Puzzles

• My mother-in-law fell down a ___ well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Les Dawson?

  • → Everything my wife makes tastes like chicken. Even her coffee.
  • → The wife said she'd like to eat out for a change, so I moved the dining room table into the garden.
  • → A diet is just code for a time when you eat food you dislike and still feel hungry.
  • → My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit down.
  
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