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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Milton Berle?
→ Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
→ Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
→ If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
→ For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
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Pick the quote attributed to Milton Berle.
→ A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.
→ Those who stand for nothing, fall for anything.
→ My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
→ Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles
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Select the quotation attributed to Milton Berle.
→ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
→ In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
→ I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?
→ The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
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One of these may be attributed to Milton Berle. Which one?
→ Money is a poor man's credit card.
→ Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.
→ He threw his money around like a man with no arms.
→ My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns.
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Which one of these belongs to Milton Berle?
→ The happy ending is our national belief.
→ I think I bought a bad computer. The mouse bit me.
→ They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
→ One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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