Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Emo Philips?
→ Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth.
→ A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
→ The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.
→ You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older… little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman—stuff you pay good money for in later life.
→ A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
→ A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
→ Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
→ When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I stole one and asked him to forgive me.