John Barth

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to John Barth?

  • → The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
  • → Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
  • → Everyone is the hero of his own life story.
  • → Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to John Barth.

  • → The heart's testimony is stronger than a thousand witnesses.
  • → The best time to fire a person is before you hire them.
  • → More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations.
  • → Elbow grease is the best polish.
  
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