Rita Rudner
Puzzles
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Someday I want to be ___. Some people get so ___ they lose all respect for humanity. That's how ___ I want to be.
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My boyfriend and I broke up; he wanted to get married and I didn’t want ___ to.
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In Hollywood a ___ is a success if it outlasts milk.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to ___ for the rest of your life.
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When I eventually met Mr. ___ I had no idea that his first name was ‘Always.’
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the ___.
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Not one man in a ___ commercial has a ___ belly.
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Men like cars, women like ___. Women only like cars because they take them to ___.
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To attract men, I wear a ___ called New Car Interior.
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Quotes
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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Rita Rudner?
- → A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination. But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen, then you have something very special.
- → Hell is other people.
- → I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- → There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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Pick the quote attributed to Rita Rudner.
- → I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- → Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back.
- → If you can keep your head while all others around you are losing theirs, you probably don’t understand the situation.
- → The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.
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Select the quotation attributed to Rita Rudner.
- → The best defence against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
- → The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.
- → Money is a poor man's credit card.
- → My last credit card bill was so big, before I opened it I actually heard a drum roll.
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