Joseph Heller

Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Joseph Heller?

  • → A coward is a servant of his fears. A hero enslaves his fears.
  • → The Vine of Life grows a single melon. The color of the heart is unknown until the rind is split.
  • → There is no disappointment so numbing... as someone no better than you achieving more.
  • → You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Joseph Heller.

  • → I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
  • → You have to know what you stand for, not just what you stand against.
  • → Always find opportunities to make someone smile, and to offer random acts of kindness in everyday life.
  • → Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Joseph Heller.

  • → If we’re lucky, robots might decide to keep us as pets.
  • → Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end.
  • → Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
  • → Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Joseph Heller. Which one?

  • → Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
  • → The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
  • → Beware the fury of a patient man.
  • → The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
  
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• Which one of these belongs to Joseph Heller?

  • → I like to date school teachers; if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
  • → If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.
  • → I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly.
  • → There are few things more destructive than an unsound idea persuasively expressed.
  
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