Zsa Zsa Gabor

Puzzles

• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s ___.
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• I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a ___?
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• ___ are like fires. They go out when unattended.
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• I never ___ a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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• I am a marvelous ___. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Zsa Zsa Gabor?

  • → He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
  • → The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
  • → My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
  • → Macho does not prove mucho.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  • → The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
  • → Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.
  • → I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
  • → You're never fully dressed without a smile.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  • → Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
  • → Never have more children than you have car windows.
  • → Some people handle the truth carelessly; others never touch it at all.
  • → The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.
  
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