The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his ___ open.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend ___ it.
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Quotes
Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Groucho Marx?
→ We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.
→ The proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence. On that path lies danger.
→ I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
→ I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Try to identify the quote attributed to Groucho Marx.
→ The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
→ Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged.
→ When you sit with a nice girl for an hour it seams like a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute it seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
→ She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Guess the right quote, which belongs to Groucho Marx.
→ The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.
→ Truth never damages a cause that is just.
→ Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
→ To stop the flow of music would be like the stopping of time itself, incredible and inconceivable.
Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Groucho Marx?
→ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
→ Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
→ Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.
→ There are only two kinds of plots in all of literature: A man goes on a journey, or a stranger comes to town.
→ No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
→ To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
→ The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
→ A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done.
→ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
→ In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
→ On the other hand, the concept owes its meaning and its justification exclusively to the totality of the sense impressions which we associate with it.
→ Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.