A house is just a place to keep your ___ while you go out and get more ___.
What’s missing ___?
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People who say they don't care what people ___ are usually desperate to have people ___ they don't care what people ___.
What’s missing ___?
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→ I want to be who I was when I wanted to become who I am now.
→ The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
→ "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
→ To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
Can you identify the right quote belonging to George Carlin?
→ A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
→ I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
→ There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
→ You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Guess which of these quotes is attributed to George Carlin.
→ We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
→ Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening.
→ It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
Looks like George Carlin is the author of one of these.
→ Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
→ Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
→ One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
→ I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
→ I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
→ Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
→ My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
→ This loving person is a person who abhors waste—waste of time, waste of human potential. How much time we waste. As if we were going to live forever.