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W. C. Fields
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Which one of these four quotes is attributed to W. C. Fields?
- → A rich man is one who isn’t afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
- → In the midst of life we are in debt.
- → The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- → I once gave a waiter a tip - I told him never to step off a moving bus.
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Pick the quote attributed to W. C. Fields.
- → It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them.
- → Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- → The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
- → Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
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Select the quotation attributed to W. C. Fields.
- → A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death.
- → Some people’s idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.
- → If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
- → You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
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One of these may be attributed to W. C. Fields. Which one?
- → The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads.
- → Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.
- → The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
- → The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
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Which one of these belongs to W. C. Fields?
- → I’m not feeling very well — I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
- → Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
- → I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
- → The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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Can you identify the right quote belonging to W. C. Fields?
- → To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
- → There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- → The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
- → If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks.
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