Woody Allen

Puzzles

• I hate ___, but it is still the only place to get a good steak.
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• I have a gold watch, and I'm very attached to it. My grandfather ___ it to me on his deathbed!
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• A fast word about ___ contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no.
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• Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be ___ for it.
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• I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed ___.
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• ___ is what you have before you understand the problem.
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• Eighty percent of success is ___ up.
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• Money is better than poverty, if only for ___ reasons.
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• I tended to place my wife ___ a pedestal.
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• When I was ___, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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• I am at ___ with nature.
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• Life is divided into the horrible and the ___.
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• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through ___.
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• The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get ___.
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• It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones ___ better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the ___ of the boy sitting next to me.
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Quotes

• Which one of these four quotes is attributed to Woody Allen?

  • → You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
  • → It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
  • → Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
  • → I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
  
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• Pick the quote attributed to Woody Allen.

  • → Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: You don't give up.
  • → The buck stops here.
  • → It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday.
  • → I don't have an Achilles heel. I have an Achilles body.
  
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• Select the quotation attributed to Woody Allen.

  • → Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
  • → If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
  • → Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small.
  • → Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
  
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• One of these may be attributed to Woody Allen. Which one?

  • → A guy could have one major limb lying on the ground a full ten feet from the rest of his body, and he'd claim it was 'just a sprain'.
  • → Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
  • → Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
  • → When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
  
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• Which one of these belongs to Woody Allen?

  • → You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  • → If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
  • → Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
  • → Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
  
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• Can you identify the right quote belonging to Woody Allen?

  • → Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  • → Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
  • → If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat.
  • → My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
  
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• Guess which of these quotes is attributed to Woody Allen.

  • → I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
  • → You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
  • → Read 500 pages like this every day. That’s how knowledge works. It builds up, like compound interest.
  • → Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.
  
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• One of the following quotations belongs to Woody Allen. Which one?

  • → Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected.
  • → It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  • → There's a TV documentary about a charity asking for donations in the form of time-keeping devices. I might give it a watch.
  • → My dad's liver is inside his left knee, his kidneys are on his elbows and his spleen is on the side of his head. Still, his heart's in the right place.
  
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• Can you guess which one of these belongs to Woody Allen?

  • → A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • → If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
  • → Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
  • → Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
  
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• Try to identify the quote attributed to Woody Allen.

  • → For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
  • → In obedience there is always fear, and fear darkens the mind.
  • → In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
  • → There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  
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• Looks like Woody Allen is the author of one of these.

  • → You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.
  • → Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
  • → Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
  • → It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
  
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• Pick the one quotation belonging to Woody Allen.

  • → When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife
  • → I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
  • → The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
  • → Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
  
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• Which one should be attributed to Woody Allen?

  • → The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
  • → At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
  • → In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • → Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.
  
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• Can you identify which quote belongs to Woody Allen?

  • → I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
  • → Fishing is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.
  • → The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
  • → How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  
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• Select the quote belonging to Woody Allen.

  • → We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.
  • → Use soft words and hard arguments.
  • → The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
  • → On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
  
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• Choose which quotation belongs to Woody Allen.

  • → If you truly want to be respected by people you love, you must prove to them that you can survive without them.
  • → If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
  • → We only think when we are confronted with a problem.
  • → I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
  
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• Select the quote, which is attributable to Woody Allen.

  • → Everything my wife makes tastes like chicken. Even her coffee.
  • → The wife said she'd like to eat out for a change, so I moved the dining room table into the garden.
  • → You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
  • → You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
  
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